I went to the Isle of Wight this weekend, for my health.
Well, I say for my health. More for my sanity. And during my brief stay I found myself sitting in a seafront cafe, eating a scone (Mmmm...) and working on a story about a pair of gun-toting maniacs (Don't ask. It'll probably appear at some point. I blame RavensScar) when, right in the middle of a particularly blood-thirsty scene, I scribbled down those two lines.
No, I have no idea either. I think it's something to do with a joke my grandmother told me when I was young. That and my pet peeve about people who pronounce scone with a long "o". (It rhymes with "gone" dammit!)
...ahhhhahaha... *coughs* I had no idea that's how you pronounce it... There's an entire country over here that pronounces 'scone' so that it does not rhyme with 'gone.'
In fact, I'll point you to a page I found: [link] Click on the deal that gives the pronunciation...
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Also, to quote my husband, who was looking over my shoulder just now:
Husband: ...Who the hell pronounces scone like that?! Me: She's English. Husband: You don't pronounce scone like that! It doesn't rhyme with gone! Do you pronounce 'cone' like 'con?' No! It's 'cone'! *He is now coming up with a conversation* "I'd like a scone" "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A f***ing scone!" "Oh. That'll be $3.50." "That's right. It's f***ng expensive. Because it's a f***in' scoooooooooone." Me: ... Husband: She doesn't know how to speak English. Me: She IS English! Husband: That's not English! Me: Uh-huh. Husband: ...What is a scone? Me: O_O Do you even--Are you serious?! Husband: I know it's a food.
I think I'll stop there. For everyone's sanity. Except my own, because he's still going on about scones...
I leave you now as he sings a song about wanting 10,000 gil...
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Ah, but why then is "gone" not pronounced like "cone"? Isn't the English language beautifully random.
I'm getting the picture that "scone" (to rhyme with "cone") is the accepted American pronunciation. Like the way you completely miss out a syllable in "aluminium".
That said, I command you to get your husband a scone. With butter and jam and clotted cream. Tea with milk is optional (I don't drink the stuff myself) but he must experience the awesome that is a scone on a summer's day.
Ideally, he should have one of my grandmother's, but I'm not sure it would survive its trip across the Atlantic.
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im guessing i never said scooone around you >_< i always say it wrong... actually im still only just getting over my scone trauma from school... we had these crappy cooking lessons and all we ever made was scones >_< except 1 lesson where we got to make our own thing... i made an icecream sandwich... i used a baguete in an attempt to keep it in place... yet i still messed it up... then it was back to scones again.. hmm i wonder if i contributed to that
As I was going to say myself- this really only works if by scone you mean the one that rhymes with Gone. The proper UK kind. A 'ScOHne' scone, on the other hand, is this thing that's really just the recipe for frybread, done about the size of the palm of your hand, and then smeared in honeybutter. That's a Rocky Mountain thing. THEN it's a scOHne.
Such a random little couplet, but you are so very correct.
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It's only pronounced with a long 'o' when it's the Scone of Stone.
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In fact, I'll point you to a page I found: [link] Click on the deal that gives the pronunciation...
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Create because you must, and for no other reason.
Husband: ...Who the hell pronounces scone like that?!
Me: She's English.
Husband: You don't pronounce scone like that! It doesn't rhyme with gone! Do you pronounce 'cone' like 'con?' No! It's 'cone'! *He is now coming up with a conversation* "I'd like a scone" "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A f***ing scone!" "Oh. That'll be $3.50." "That's right. It's f***ng expensive. Because it's a f***in' scoooooooooone."
Me: ...
Husband: She doesn't know how to speak English.
Me: She IS English!
Husband: That's not English!
Me: Uh-huh.
Husband: ...What is a scone?
Me: O_O Do you even--Are you serious?!
Husband: I know it's a food.
I think I'll stop there. For everyone's sanity. Except my own, because he's still going on about scones...
I leave you now as he sings a song about wanting 10,000 gil...
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Create because you must, and for no other reason.
Damn American site. *grumble grumble*
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"Why do I have six screens? Because I don't have room for eight." - Terry Pratchett
It is a certifiable fact that everything good in life is either illegal, amoral or fattening.
Isn't the English language beautifully random.
I'm getting the picture that "scone" (to rhyme with "cone") is the accepted American pronunciation. Like the way you completely miss out a syllable in "aluminium".
That said, I command you to get your husband a scone. With butter and jam and clotted cream. Tea with milk is optional (I don't drink the stuff myself) but he must experience the awesome that is a scone on a summer's day.
Ideally, he should have one of my grandmother's, but I'm not sure it would survive its trip across the Atlantic.
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"Why do I have six screens? Because I don't have room for eight." - Terry Pratchett
It is a certifiable fact that everything good in life is either illegal, amoral or fattening.
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A 'ScOHne' scone, on the other hand, is this thing that's really just the recipe for frybread, done about the size of the palm of your hand, and then smeared in honeybutter. That's a Rocky Mountain thing. THEN it's a scOHne.
Such a random little couplet, but you are so very correct.
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You'd never tell someone with cancer to 'just snap out of it'- Depression is real. [link]
glad to hear you're feeling better
weekends away often do the trick !
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.
--Joss
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It is a certifiable fact that everything good in life is either illegal, amoral or fattening.
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