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I went to the Isle of Wight this weekend, for my health.

Well, I say for my health. More for my sanity. And during my brief stay I found myself sitting in a seafront cafe, eating a scone (Mmmm...) and working on a story about a pair of gun-toting maniacs (Don't ask. It'll probably appear at some point. I blame RavensScar) when, right in the middle of a particularly blood-thirsty scene, I scribbled down those two lines.

No, I have no idea either. I think it's something to do with a joke my grandmother told me when I was young. That and my pet peeve about people who pronounce scone with a long "o". (It rhymes with "gone" dammit!)

My sanity is much better now, thanks. :nod:
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...ahhhhahaha... *coughs* I had no idea that's how you pronounce it... :D There's an entire country over here that pronounces 'scone' so that it does not rhyme with 'gone.'

In fact, I'll point you to a page I found: [link] Click on the deal that gives the pronunciation...

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Also, to quote my husband, who was looking over my shoulder just now:

Husband: ...Who the hell pronounces scone like that?!
Me: She's English.
Husband: You don't pronounce scone like that! It doesn't rhyme with gone! Do you pronounce 'cone' like 'con?' No! It's 'cone'! *He is now coming up with a conversation* "I'd like a scone" "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A scone." "A what?" "A f***ing scone!" "Oh. That'll be $3.50." "That's right. It's f***ng expensive. Because it's a f***in' scoooooooooone."
Me: ...
Husband: She doesn't know how to speak English.
Me: She IS English!
Husband: That's not English!
Me: Uh-huh.
Husband: ...What is a scone?
Me: O_O Do you even--Are you serious?!
Husband: I know it's a food.

I think I'll stop there. For everyone's sanity. Except my own, because he's still going on about scones... :D

I leave you now as he sings a song about wanting 10,000 gil...

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O_O WTF? Short "o". Short I say! Like "gone" and "bomb" and "song" and "wrong" and...

Damn American site. *grumble grumble*

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Ah, but why then is "gone" not pronounced like "cone"?
Isn't the English language beautifully random. :D

I'm getting the picture that "scone" (to rhyme with "cone") is the accepted American pronunciation. Like the way you completely miss out a syllable in "aluminium".

That said, I command you to get your husband a scone. With butter and jam and clotted cream. Tea with milk is optional (I don't drink the stuff myself) but he must experience the awesome that is a scone on a summer's day.

Ideally, he should have one of my grandmother's, but I'm not sure it would survive its trip across the Atlantic.

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im guessing i never said scooone around you >_< i always say it wrong... actually im still only just getting over my scone trauma from school... we had these crappy cooking lessons and all we ever made was scones >_< except 1 lesson where we got to make our own thing... i made an icecream sandwich... i used a baguete in an attempt to keep it in place... yet i still messed it up... then it was back to scones again.. hmm i wonder if i contributed to that :P

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As I was going to say myself- this really only works if by scone you mean the one that rhymes with Gone. The proper UK kind.
A 'ScOHne' scone, on the other hand, is this thing that's really just the recipe for frybread, done about the size of the palm of your hand, and then smeared in honeybutter. That's a Rocky Mountain thing. THEN it's a scOHne.

Such a random little couplet, but you are so very correct.

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:chew: mm with lots of butter & homemade jam.

glad to hear you're feeling better :hug:

weekends away often do the trick !
It's only pronounced with a long 'o' when it's the Scone of Stone.

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I think you mean "Stone of Scone". And that's pronounced "skoon" (to rhyme with "spoon"). ;)

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