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Journal Entry: Thu May 28, 2009, 12:49 AM
Well, its been confirmed. Swine flu has reached my university.

*cue gasps of horror*

The first student went down with it a few days ago (brought it back from Washington I think). So now it's only a matter of time...

*cue dramatic music*

...before we descend into a campus of coughing, spluttering zombies, ready to march across the land infecting all in our path.

*cue mad screaming*

Or something anyway. Sorry, thought I'd try to inject some excitement into the situation. I'm in the middle of exams and desperately trying to avoid thinking about Communications II this afternoon. It is not going to go well.

But my uni really does have swine flu! Luckily for all of us, the general reaction of British students to this political storm-in-a-teacup has been something like this:

Newspaper: Swine flu is here!

Student: Meh?

Newspaper: Swine flu!

Student: Swine what?

Newspaper: We're all going to die!

Student: Of flu?

Newspaper: Repent! REPENT!

Student: Ooooookay...

Happy sneezing everyone. :D

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DUDE. LIKE, DUDE. Finish your entry and submit! I'm not even kidding you. Please submit your entry! You have, like, two hours left. :( And I would hate to see you forced to forfeit.

Just give it to =mippins in a Note and you're done! Just do it now, please! I care about you! Don't lose on accident!

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Er... already done actually. I noted =mippins when I submitted to dA!

See, I'm on the board: [link]

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Thanks. :D

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welcome :D

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Congrats on being accepted into The Exchange. I look forward to being well and truly schooled by you and the others. 8D

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Cheers. It'd be fun to run into you. :)

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Thanks for the fav! :)
No problem. Twas well deserved. :)

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